Hal's Quilts - Unisex T-Shirt scranton Bold block lettering reads "STAN

Bold block lettering reads "STAN MIKITA'S" above script reading "Donuts" with a sprinkled donut trailing speed lines

Inspired by Happy Gilmore

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

Bumpuses' hounds treating your holiday dinner like an all-you-can-eat buffet remains the most devastating culinary catastrophe in neighborhood history

Hal's Quilts - Unisex T-Shirt scranton Bold block lettering reads "STANHal's quilting business has a strict no returns policy enforced by the same guy who locked grandma in a closet. Complain about the stitch count and he'll physically show you the door. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "HAL'S QUILTS" above a centered posterized white portrait of Hal with curly hair, a mustache, and a scowl. Distressed white text reading "SINGE" and "1996" flanks the portrait alongside