You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt farts Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

and Japanese characters

a male pig in a blue hat and vest on the left and a female pig with a yellow bow and pink dress on the right

You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex T-Shirt farts Tchaikovsky rolling in his gravePizza maintains a 100% approval rating across every demographic, tax bracket, and emotional state. Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do. The Details: Distressed white block text in a weathered screen print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU'RE NOT PIZZA." Visible texture erosion appears throughout the bold, condensed lettering. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun