Burton's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and a nuclear accelerator strapped

and a nuclear accelerator strapped to the roof

Cursive white script reads "Rockbridge

with "Confusion" printed along the bottom in clean sans-serif typography

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

Burton's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and a nuclear accelerator strappedCatching a knife once doesn't qualify anyone to open a fitness center, but Jack Burton's personal mythology runs on a different engine than reality. Somewhere in Chinatown there's a gym that smells like Bengay and unsolicited life advice. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved distressed white serif text reads "IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES" above "SINCE 1986." A digital illustration of Jack Burton in a white tank top curls dumbbells,