I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas holding a swirling atom symbol

holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars

A vintage illustration of a female roller skater in a red dress strikes a pose on white skates above italic script reading "Artistic Skating

" "TELL A LIE

finger pressed to his temple

I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas holding a swirling atom symbolKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun