Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Neal's five stages of grief

Neal's five stages of grief happened in four seconds flat

Charging for breathable air is just good business when you run the only utility on Mars with zero competitors and a suffocation-based cancellation policy

Killian really needed to revisit his hiring process

A vintage tattoo-style illustration below depicts a skin-tone leg in a fishnet stocking and high heel shoe topped with a golden-yellow fringed lampshade

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Neal's five stages of griefBigfoot, a creature with zero verified photographs, is out here calling you fake, and the worst part is he might have a point. At least Sasquatch never photoshopped himself into a vacation he didn't take. The Details: Brown rounded text reads "REALER THAN YOUR" above larger brown block text reading "BITCH ASS." Below, a detailed vintage woodcut style illustration in brown ink depicts Bigfoot mid stride through a wilderness scene of evergreen trees.