Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon That smug worm knows the

That smug worm knows the real corruption is in the marketing department

Bold red block text reads "ALL STAR" with black cursive script reading "Lanes" below

Slapping "never settle" on a buckle hat is the kind of historical gaslighting that deserves its own textbook chapter

with a heavy weathered texture eroding the letterforms throughout

Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon That smug worm knows theBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit