Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Distressed white block text below

Distressed white block text below reads "BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 9 PLANETS

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

The confidence of the incorrectness is what really does the damage

" above "NEWPORT BEACH

Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Distressed white block text belowPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow