Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt newton encircled by a green holly

encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries

" A white rounded rectangular banner contains distressed white stencil-style uppercase text reading "THANK GOD I'M THE OTHER 2%

Golden-yellow cursive below reads "Larks" with a long tail flourish

Fit: Standard unisex fit

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt newton encircled by a green hollyJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,