Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - 11oz Coffee Mug road house White semi-circle sun sits above

White semi-circle sun sits above horizontal striped bands in orange

A red ribbon banner at the bottom contains gold text reading "NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SCHWEDDY BALLS

" three times in a cascading layout

Making Gretzky bleed on a Genesis is the kind of accomplishment Trent needs you to witness immediately and repeatedly

Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - 11oz Coffee Mug road house White semi-circle sun sits aboveChet's franchise expansion proves that contempt is a viable business model when your signature dish doubles as a punishment. Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape, with yellow script reading "Chet's" and yellow text reading "SINCE 1985." Red block letters on a yellow marquee